The Outrage Industry Becoming Industriously Outrageous...

...& that's putting things awfully mildly, even understating them to the extent of effusive euphemism.

I have a specific occurrence in mind,
something which has put a certain someone
in somewhat of a bind;
it's true, he's in deep doggy-do-do
through no-one's but his own boo-boo.

You see, he transgressed an unspoken rule
to ever and always observe the Golden Rule;
in this case, to put himself in the place
of ye proverbial hyper-sensitive 'We Too-er',
to not put too fine a point upon it...

But he meant no ill, it was simply
the result of his lifting his quill,
flourishing it for all to see;
and see they did, and were none the happier,
but could he possibly envisage
they might verily disparage his image?

But all is not lost, a new day is coming,
one in which all things will be put right:
the angry will be becalmed,
the offended will be removed from harm,
the aggrieved will be given soothing balm
and cartoons will no longer alarm!